Alton Brown at Third Place Book north of Seattle

"Don't go looking for anything on foodnetwork.com"

"Inspiration is very very closely related to desperation." 

"When I get tired of cooking, I cook eggs, and they make me new again."

"It's about time we cooked the panda...did you ever wonder if they're light and dark meat?"

"Why are you laughing? Parsnips aren't funny."